Disclaimer: The advice, proclamations, and Magic Orb insights attributed to Vil (also known as Lioniva, the self-proclaimed Supreme Leader of a defunct squad gaming community that was called ↳ Я R ↰) are provided purely for satirical and fictional purposes. Under no circumstances should any reader consider Vil’s counsel—as delivered by a broken lightbulb recovered from an alley trashcan—as valid or reliable guidance for personal, professional, or any other decision-making. Vil’s remarks, influenced by a cocktail of inebriation and ignorance, are entirely the product of a self-aggrandizing, inept mind. The authors, publishers, and any related parties expressly disclaim any liability for actions taken in reliance on Vil’s advice. For Vil is a fool—alone, like the forgotten drunks left to wander the alleys.